Big A** Bug

This has nothing to do with the 2A, but apparently I can kill a cicada with just a touch…
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Not just a cicada…

The elusive cicada…the where the F is that damn sound coming from cicada

good kill :laughing:

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Hmmmm? The finger of death.
If we ever meet, forgive me if I don’t shake your hand.

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It was just playing dead and fooling with you.
The only way to actually kill one is to either squash it or cook it up with some scrambled eggs.

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Well I’ll go with option A please.
Bug bacon ain’t my thing.

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Bug free eggs for me please.

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good thing you didn’t use the five finger death punch

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Why didnt you shoot it? Thats why we own guns.
I chase spiders around with my AR15.

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Keep it rolling. From the front porch archives…

:arrow_up: That’s a 6" column!

:arrow_down: This is him getting into position to attempt to bench press my boot…

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Pfffttt! we gots skeeters that big

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The block on that retaining wall is 12” long. This was after it had been sucked up by the vacuum and dumped outside. It was in the bathroom behind the toilet that I was on my hands and knees cleaning. Mark’s hearing still hasn’t come back.

The first picture is another one we saw outside the same day and was even bigger.

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Oh you win with that creepy stuff :grimacing:

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My wife would mess with them . Same with snakes if we see one she has to mess with them.

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That sucker looks like it can glow without black lights!!!
I can walk through a swamp and poke a gator out the way or throw a water moccasin, but nope on scorpions!

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