Darwin Award Nominee Thread

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Thought this would be a good thread.

Will start it out.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/russian-online-poker-star-killed-in-freak-hair-dryer-accident-at-home

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This is gonna be good!!!

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I nominate @Caw
Cuz I can…:smiling_imp:

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Dick, go shine your head so you can look like an even bigger dick head.

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Lmfao! Just trying to keep you on your toes since you’ve been slacking and non-existent around here lately, bitch!

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And yet here the population increases.

https://floridaman.com/top-10/

And not to be out done… Florida woman.

http://slicemiami.com/tag/florida-woman/

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These are all reasoned qualifiers for the Darwin List, but there will be more to add.

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I can’t make fun of anyone who has died, regardless of how idiotic the cause of death was, but people doing stupid crap?..yep.

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I agree with you Red.
I think this thread should be treated as the Darwin Award Nominees thread.
The Gene Pool could be improved.

#1 Nominee

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Good news!!!

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Lmao! Perfect! To REALLY show us, they should go on a hunger strike & maybe stop breathing :joy::rofl::sweat_smile:what a bunch of DUMBASSES

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Another…
Too bad it had already reproduced.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/mcdonalds-mom-gambling-leaves-son

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With my kids I would be more worried about McDonald’s claiming I plotted a terrorist attack by dropping them off. Shouldve seen my 2 year olds face when i convinced her that a kid at the next table took her nuggets, not me.

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:rofl:

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This gene needs elimination without a doubt.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/wisconsin-father-fatally-punched-son-eating-fathers-day-cake

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There’s a “father” of the year!

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Odd.
Usually the father is MIA
Or in PRISON.
Bunch of child killers around the NYC area lately.
Yep. SSDD but I’m the racist for pointing out hard facts.

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Definitely, but could you imagine how bad this wouldve been if the kid had took his grape soda?

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OMG!!! it would really have been bad!..

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