Derailed Train Wreck

Detonics · February 21, 2021, 5:18am

Train Roll GIF from Train GIFs

Detonics · February 21, 2021, 5:20am

This is the place to hold all your derailments

DontBlameMeIStubbedMyToe · February 21, 2021, 6:01am

My cat can eat a whoooooole watermelon!

Detonics · February 21, 2021, 9:38am

Robert · February 21, 2021, 11:01am

HighlandsPatriot · February 21, 2021, 1:01pm

Jtr · February 21, 2021, 2:02pm

My wife was out of school because of weather last week so while I was at work she saw an armmadilos in the yard and takes my 911 Springfield. 380 and shoots it seven times . Yes seven . With my Hornady hollow point ammo! That stuff is $1.50 a round now!

Robert · February 21, 2021, 2:10pm

Well, jerky usually runs close to 20 bucks a #

so…

you can see a return

Detonics · February 21, 2021, 2:23pm

Sure glad you explained it for the special ones.

Archie

JPN · February 21, 2021, 2:23pm

The blatant irony that she probably can’t see.

JPN · February 21, 2021, 2:28pm

I tend to refer to armadillos as armored possums.

Years ago, we didn’t have any armored possums around here. Then they started showing up as roadkill in the western end of the state, and eventually started showing up as roadkill around here. Now, they seem to be a little more common than regular possums.

HighlandsPatriot · February 21, 2021, 2:36pm

beer bottle possum

a fairly common sight in my old part of FL, bored rednecks do strange things

Jtr · February 21, 2021, 2:43pm

Not ENOUGH left for jerky!

Jeff300 · February 21, 2021, 2:48pm

The lock is broken that the key to success fits

angry tom and jerry GIF

Detonics · February 22, 2021, 12:51am

Derailed before it got started

HighlandsPatriot · March 6, 2021, 2:38pm

finally got the tactical upgrade

srdiver · June 21, 2021, 8:17pm

talk about karmadilo at it’s finest