Early Christmas For The Wife

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Wife had a parakeet several years ago and decided she wanted another one. One somehow turned into two along with the cage, birdseed and cuttlebone. So, $200 later, we now have Wango & Tango living with us.

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Doesn’t seem like much meat on them but to each their own I guess :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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I wonder if they taste good?

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:facepalm:

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I used to call her first parakeet “chicken strip.” It did not amuse the wife.

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My wifes Christmas present
2,500.00 dollars

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Thats a nice rug

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When did Yorkies get so expensive???
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Last year I bought my better half a $4,000 French bulldog. Worst part is I got a deal on it the other 6 in the litter sold for 15k a piece as the father is a grand champion show dog owned by my cousin. Complete waste of money and a dumbass to boot ,but she likes him.

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Funny I was thinking the same thing! :slight_smile:

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ohhh you’ll be paying for a long time, got my wife one years ago, he’s now the boss :man_shrugging:

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My Chesapeakes have the wife trained in 6-8 weeks.
They could shit in the middle of the bed and she’d say:
“Poor baby must be sick.”
I sneak a small fart out and I’m a dirty pig.

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I think I’ll stick to adopting mutts!

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We fart like finely tuned instruments around here.

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Amen to that! I spend enough money on the “free” ones.

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Whenever I see a “Free” kittens or puppies sign.
I smile and think
"you have no idea how “FREE” they aren’t.
Why I’m shopping for pet insurance for the Queen.

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Oh, I know that’s true!
I’ve often told my dogs and cats they were really expensive for being “free” animals.

She is a beautiful dog by the way!

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Someone in the house is very interested in the new “kitty toys” in that cage.

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As a youngster with a new wife we had assorted pets, a budgie was one, a cat another, my wife went out of town, said “don’t let the bird out”

Well, IDK, bored perhaps, or just prone to mischief I let it out, amazing how high and quick a cat can jump

my bad, never had another bird

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My better half wants a bird, now I know what to do with it when it annoys me,thanks.

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