Greatest life hack ever.

Why, why did it take me 55 years to think of this?

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Imagine having an apple computer from the 90s in your bathroom?

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So uh, hate to burst your bubble mate…but taking a shit backwards is less than ideal unless you have a bigass toilet bowl. Plus wiping presents a problem if you are a reach-around kinda wiper.

Yes, I did just take this literally and seriously for my response. Yea, I’m just that guy. :thinking:

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Get one of them French butt-rinsers to help out or pay a maid to help you wipe

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That’s so unAmerican

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Now I’m working on a new toilet seat with a backrest. I was considering a cup holder, but that might be a bit much. Another idea is a holder for box wine. But I don’t drink wine. Trying to hit the soccer mom market. A cooler that plugs in and keeps beer cold on the deluxe version.

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Just cut a hole in the recliner

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Now there’s an idea.

The things my brain come up with when I’m bored.

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Its all fun & games till you’ve sat there too long & your inerds drop out

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Like Montezuma’s revenge?

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just get a bathroom trash can the right height and set the laptop on it and sit the right way, trying to stuff the inerds back in would be rough…

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