OK, I know it’s a dumb question, we’ve all been told this. Ya, that big gun is because you have a small penis. I mean really, how are they so sure about this?
Do I really want to watch this? What exactly are you whipping out? Some things you can’t un-see.
I thought he was going see how many quarters he could swipe off the desk.
LOL, let us know if its safe
Actually, no, I’ve never been told that
As I have guns of all different sizes, mine gets bigger and smaller with the appropriate excitement.
People say the same thing about my truck for some reason. Maybe it’s the gun rack in the back window???
I’ve only been told that by women who admire my selection of small firearms.
Never been told that, but who cares, as long as the wife is happy?
I have found the ones who have the small hardware are the ones making the comments. I have found that the same rules apply to “he who smells it…”
I must be a yoyo
I have from small to big and back down again… sort of like a jackhammer…
Yep… on cold days and on hot days, I have varying results
Irish curse. Gene Simmons tongue.
It all evens out.
Grower not a shower. Lol “And I never had the bad mumps”
Yes, but for me it’s unfortunately true.
It’s not the size of the penis in the fight, it’s size of the fight in the penis…something like that…
Mine resembles a disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags.
LOL…After prostate cancer and a prostate full of radioactive seeds mine looks like a shriveled raisin sitting on two peas…with a wrinkled blanket holding the peas…
I’m just tired of stepping/tripping on it all the time…