How I lost my girlfriend to chickens

I need a dislike button. :no_entry_sign:

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Or sheep.

Weā€™ve done cats, dogs, chickens, geese, turkeys, goats, sheep and a few others. Chickens are easy. At least the eggs can be collected and hatched indoors instead out in the barn at 3:00AM on a 20 degree April morning with gushing blood and screaming.

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Definitely didnā€™t happen!!!

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Thats cute and all, we have pretty tame birds ourselvesā€¦

butā€¦

I am wondering about the 10ā€™ brick wallā€¦

are you treating them ok that you need to work that hard to keep them in?

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If you read to OP, youā€™ll see that we keep the chickens in a 40ā€™x40x12ā€™ block foundation thatā€™s on my property. Smhā€¦

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I had a patient that had a ā€œpetā€ chicken that she taught to give her a ā€œkissā€ by pecking her on the lips. The first time she came to me is because the chicken missed and pecked her in the eye. Thankfully, it was only a superficial scratch that healed quick. I did resist the urge to ask if she had chicken for dinner.

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Ouch!!! Ours will peck your hands for food but theyā€™re generally pretty chillaxed!

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Holding a good chicken recipe as leverage over them will help keep them in their placeā€¦

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Which one is named Pot Pie?

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I actually LOLed on that one.

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Chicken parm you taste soooo good! :yum:

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