How politics Works

How Politics Works………

MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY

THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, “NO.”

I TOLD HIM, “SHE IS BILL GATES’ DAUGHTER.”

HE SAID, “YES.”

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, “I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON.”

BILL GATES SAID, “NO.”

I TOLD BILL GATES, “MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK.”

BILL GATES SAID, “OK.”

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.

HE SAID, “NO.”

I TOLD HIM, “MY SON IS BILL GATES’ SON-IN-LAW.”

HE SAID, “OK.”

AND THAT’S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.

And thus, began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential

positions of government.

The practice is unbroken to this date.

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This is the best post of the day
And it’s my birthday

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And I knew it was your birthday because you completed your profile page…NOT!!! :rofl: fricken fracker sum bitch @#*#!

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Ahahahahhahahaha

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That’s hilarious

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:thinking: This sounds familiar, A guy I know is in the process of marring into some property. Should be some good hunting land.

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Happy Birthday!

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Craig :rofl::joy::smile:

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That sir is brilliant…and true!

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