Its all fun and games until...

TheRogueBanshee · February 25, 2019, 2:15pm

I figure everyone can contribute to this one. Ill start off.

… you have to shovel the back yard for the dogs to do their business.

Sarge4206th · February 25, 2019, 2:52pm

Your wife moves your 70k sports car into the front yard after a week of rainstorms and gets it stuck in the mud so you cant go to the range.

JF89 · February 25, 2019, 3:05pm

Its all fun and games untail you wake up and it burns when you piss

TheRogueBanshee · February 25, 2019, 3:17pm

You know, modern medicine has a fix for that now.

JF89 · February 25, 2019, 3:32pm

I just had a UTI but in general not really. There are far more people with incurable STDs now then 50 years ago. I hear that if you dunk your junk in bleach it works pretty well but never tested it out.

ArmedEyeDoc · February 25, 2019, 3:51pm

I’m glad I am happily married for 30 years.

TheRogueBanshee · February 25, 2019, 4:39pm

Very true. There is some scary things out there.

Comanchero45 · February 25, 2019, 6:18pm

…you go to bed as Bruce…and wake up as Caitlyn…

switchpod · February 25, 2019, 6:37pm

…you take your first shot with your AR-10 and notice that the bolt is in the carrier 180 degrees off because you wanted to test your skills at blindfolded disassemble/reassemble of the AR-10.

JF89 · February 25, 2019, 6:41pm

TheRogueBanshee · February 25, 2019, 6:49pm

oh… I thought that was a left handed AR10

srdiver · February 25, 2019, 6:55pm

especially after 10 or twelve snowstorms and spring thaw uncovers the gifts from man’s best friend.

Robert · February 25, 2019, 7:28pm

Buy a Colt SP1, excited as can be, go to the range, fire one round, it doesn’t eject, bolt is in 180* off.

switchpod · February 25, 2019, 9:31pm

It just sucks sooooooo bad. literally ripping the spent brass out with a pliers

LonewolfMcQuade · February 25, 2019, 9:35pm

It’s all fun and games until… That moment you realize it wasn’t just gas that you had to pass…

gunarchy · February 25, 2019, 11:49pm

Its all fun and games until your wife actually hears what you muttered under your breath.

JF89 · February 26, 2019, 12:45am

Its all fun and games untail your old lady starts going off in spanish

LonewolfMcQuade · February 26, 2019, 1:37am

Ooooooh, shit!

ABTC_inc · February 26, 2019, 12:30pm

Numerous phone calls from wife on how to start and drive the car, it’s a push button and you have to press the brake to start the engine!!

TheRogueBanshee · February 26, 2019, 2:02pm

Until you get a jury duty summons (can you tell what I am doing today)