Its all fun and games until...


#1

I figure everyone can contribute to this one. Ill start off.

… you have to shovel the back yard for the dogs to do their business.


#2

Your wife moves your 70k sports car into the front yard after a week of rainstorms and gets it stuck in the mud so you cant go to the range.


#3

Its all fun and games untail you wake up and it burns when you piss :grimacing:


#4

You know, modern medicine has a fix for that now.


#5

I just had a UTI but in general not really. There are far more people with incurable STDs now then 50 years ago. I hear that if you dunk your junk in bleach it works pretty well but never tested it out.


#6


I’m glad I am happily married for 30 years.


#8

Very true. There is some scary things out there.


#9

…you go to bed as Bruce…and wake up as Caitlyn…


#10

…you take your first shot with your AR-10 and notice that the bolt is in the carrier 180 degrees off because you wanted to test your skills at blindfolded disassemble/reassemble of the AR-10.


#11

:rofl: :rofl: :clap:


#12

oh… I thought that was a left handed AR10


#13

especially after 10 or twelve snowstorms and spring thaw uncovers the gifts from man’s best friend.


#14

Buy a Colt SP1, excited as can be, go to the range, fire one round, it doesn’t eject, bolt is in 180* off.


#15

It just sucks sooooooo bad. literally ripping the spent brass out with a pliers :sob:


#16

It’s all fun and games until… That moment you realize it wasn’t just gas that you had to pass…


#17

Its all fun and games until your wife actually hears what you muttered under your breath.


#18

Its all fun and games untail your old lady starts going off in spanish :grimacing:


#19

Ooooooh, shit!:astonished:


#20

Numerous phone calls from wife on how to start and drive the car, it’s a push button and you have to press the brake to start the engine!!


#21

Until you get a jury duty summons (can you tell what I am doing today)