What kind of hacks do you know?
use to do that with a nine volt battery and steel wool to start a fire
I can make human waste out of a cheeseburger.
That makes you the shit king!
The closest thing I have to a “life hack” is about duckhunting. You see, I hate getting up to go duckhunting. So the night before… Just before bed… I drink a huge glass of water. This way, when I wake up, I have to piss like a racehorse. Otherwise I will just turn off my alarm and go back to sleep. If I get up to piss, then I’ll just go the extra distance to go blast mallards!
My options are then, “go hunting” or “lay in bed and piss myself”
Dang furriners! Why didn’t he just use the match to begin with?
Also really like the mauled up index finger on his holding hand. He needs to spend a little more time watching YT vids of how to use a knife.
@Robocop1051 lmfao! That’s awesome! I’m going to try that come deer season🤣
were gonna need pics of the wet bed sheets.
Dear season is different. We usually set up deer camp, and spend the whole week out getting our chosen bucks.
During duck season, I make plans with my buddy a week before hand… Only to remember, on the morning of the hunt, how much I hate duckhunting… It’s cold. It’s wet. My gear is always still dirty from the season before. It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. And I know I’m going to be miserable for the next five hours, as I sit in a duck blind that is 6 inches deep in duck shit and water.
LOL, the wet part is why I never duck hunted.
I’m usually the fuc%ing terminator the 1st opening 4 days of the season! But by day 5 on, after 4 long days of little sleep & sometimes miles of sneaking through the woods, i feel like shit and beat the alarm clock to death.
Remember guys…only discuss legal stuff.
So nothing about how I drain overseas cia slush funds?
Pissin in bed is perfectly legal.
as long as its you’re own bed. It may be illegal to sneak into a stranger’s bed & piss in it. But fuck’em! They got to catch you first, right?
Well I was on another forum in a thread on a similar subject and the mods pissed their bed when some dinkus started posting schematics for improvised boom-booms and other useful but not appropriate topics.
Dating on the other hand…