Allow me to begin by expressing my deepest gratitude for this esteemed honor. But, as any successful endeavor, it was not achieved solely on my own.
First off, fast food restaurants, for their absurd ketchup policy, without which I would have posted something else as my first post.
To my business, for being slow enough to allow me to BS on the internet all day while I wonder what trash can I’m going to have to eat from, today.
To Al Gore, obviously, with no internet, I could not internet.
To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, for your complete disregard for logic and sense of thinking before speaking.
To @TacticalUnicorn1776, for promising his support, then disappearing completely.
@RogueGunnWorks you’re better than me. And I’m still jealous. Lol
And, finally, @TacticoolSasquatch1776, who would have gotten a much better mention if she hadn’t text me bragging about being New User of the Month before she knew I was the other one.
Jokes aside, thanks to all of Full30 for giving me the opportunity to spout the crazy that pops into my over-active brain to the entire gun community. There aren’t enough beers to go around (No, seriously, I’ve ran out, before).
To every one I missed, thanks for letting me join the fun. I look forward to all the interesting and entertaining threads to come.
(Diplomacy complete. Back to shenanigans! )