Rock, Paper, Scissors, Gun




Maybe the criminal should have had a hockey puck, instead of a rock. Then the criminal might have won. LOL



Unless the homeowner cut out 12 gauge slugs and shot them back



Actually, my suggestion about the use of hockey pucks was actually a mockery of some liberals handing out hockey pucks to people so they can defend themselves against active shooter(s).


I heard about it, and Tao Fledermaus experimented with hockey puck rubber as a shotgun slug. As a result.