Hey, hurt my kid, I shoot you in the face. Those are the rules. Live with it.
Yes Boss! Please dont hurt me…
and that is why she carries a real gun now.
when hamsters attack…
That was every bit as fantastic as I hoped it would be!
Good luck to everybody in the affected area it’s going to get extremely cold
How bout that global warming, huh?
Yeah right global warming
Man, people are freezing right now
looks like someone needs a snowmobile
Its 50° here, pretty nice weather actually.
Welcome to my part of the world
You’re a cruel woman!
The next person that rubs our frozen noses into their Bright Beautiful warm sunny Paradise weather is getting swatted!
Legal disclaimer for Lone Wolf McQuade: the above comment is sarcasm and a joke. It is illegal to take the above quote any other way than a sarcasm or a joke. If you are a snowflake and feel that somehow this quote is advocating violence, you are foolishly mistaken. But feel free to flag anyways, it makes my day