TACTICALUNICORN1776 THE INTRO EVERYONE ASKED FOR BUT NOBODY ACTUALLY WANTS


#1

WELL HERE YA GO, IM A RAGING ALCOHOLIC THAT LOVES FREEDOM. IVE BEEN TRAPPED IN NARNIA FOR CENTURIES DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE DOUCHEBAG NAMED NOAH CLOSED THE DOORS ON ME BECAUSE HE COULDNT TAKE GETTING BEAT IN TEXAS HOLDEM BY A HORSE WITH A DICK ON ITS HEAD. IM HERE NOW IN YOUR REALM THANKS TO THE INTERDIMENSIONAL CAPABILITIES OF @TacticoolSasquatch1776 WHOM I AM FOREVER INDEBTED TO. ASK ME ANYTHING…BUT BE CAREFUL…TOODLES!


#2

Oh…Holy :poop:

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#3

I like it, thank you!


#4

Ummm… I’ll reread this intro later, after a lot of whiskey… WELCOME to full 30, I think…if I see another fucken fairytale critter come to life here, gonna start the whiskey sooner!:drooling_face:FML


#5

HA! I brought them both. Trust me, they aren’t fairy tales. Fairy tales have happy endings. Dealing with those two is like if you were in a fairy tale…but it was a nightmare…because the fairies are on fire…and the ground is on fire…and you’re on fire…because you’re in Hell… LMAO.


#6

The introduction is pretty accurate, I guess


#7

I mean, he’s so inspirational that even @TacticoolSasquatch1776 wants to be him.


#8

Dunno what to say…
So I wont.


#9

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#10

Sweet!


#11

At least this nightmare can spell “brought”:laughing:


#12

This is the kind of thing I’m talking about. :point_up_2:


#13

The original Grimm’s fairy tales were very dark and rarely had a happy ending. Maybe you found those two in the original stories. :grin:


#14

You might be on to something. Lol


#15

We welcome all creatures, critters, and vermin! As long as you like guns and support our right to bear arms, you’re welcome here. We’re glad to have you here!


#16

I always thought Noah would be more of a five card draw kind of guy, but who am I to question a unicorn?


#17

Ha! Look, @captainbeard. Clearly, somebody else knows him, too. :rofl:


#18

Knows him, or has a good judge of character. Lol


#19

Ha Ha! Welcome!