Well for shame scaring all those wimpy folks.
They probably go around wringing their hands all day long at one thing or another.
You could always get yourself an Irish shelayleigh.
Kind of like a Shawnee war club.
If it was good enough for Tecumseh, it should do ya.
Just a thought.
Yup, a cane can actually be used as a weapon. I know since I have to carry one at times and I’ll be damned if I’m going to carry one and not know how to actually use it. But that? It’s really cool, but as far as scaring folks it’s in the same category as a pop tart bitten into a shape and nothing more. You were correct in giving them the mental middle finger.