Win $50 Full30 Gift Card Let the Roast Begin!!!!

We should all be aware that just because an election looks like a landslide you can’t celebrate till the mail-in votes are counted. The victi… nominee is me, MAC82. Best burn wins $50 Full30 swag gift card.
READ THE RULES OF THE ROAST.

  1. Only 3 submissions per user. anything over 3 will not be considered.

  2. Keep it PG-13. If you wouldn’t say it in front of your mother don’t say it here.

  3. Only post your roast in this thread DO NOT DERAIL. Do not respond or comment on submissions in this thread. ONLY the Roastee can respond in this thread.

  4. You must have had an active account for more than a month to be considered for the prize, but anyone can participate.

  5. Judges are eligible to win but may not vote for themselves. Judges area will be private until judging is complete then it will be moved to the open so we can have transparency.

  6. HAVE FUN I GOT THICK SKIN

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That’s a cool headdress, you get it from a real Indian?

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Are you related to Elizabeth Warren?

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Headdress looks like something Cher wears on the street corner…

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You look like one of the original Village People…just old…

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If that makes you an Indian, Joe-Bob is General George Armstrong Custer.

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:grin: Maybe, if that amazon vendor was Indian then yes. Probably a Dot Head Indian not a Feather Head

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You noticed my high cheekbones. :hugs:

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I know you ain’t callin me old Grandpa

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:rofl:

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I sure did… :grin:

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I bet ya go out on every other Thursday dressed like a squaw and ask… “Hey paleface, ya want to Pokeahuntress?”

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:laughing:

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You don’t look like no Injun to me. I think you should be banned for cultural mis-appropriation.

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It’s cool I’m a leftist :lying_face:i can be a hypocrite.

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Darn right.

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I’ll bet you thought that was how youngsters became good trackers when every time the tribe moved the village you were never told when or where.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Look at the size of that head, ya look like a blow pop.

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