“Someone says I bought a _________ do you want to try it?” And you immediately respond with yes, Ill buy ammo. (ensures you get to shoot it more)
“1/2 gallon of bourbon” for 1500 Alex
When you purposely start an argument with your girl to get out of visiting the inlaws cuz you found out the big gun show is in town
Your Youtube.com subscribe list is a who’s who of people who have been demonetized.
In your younger/poorer years, made frequent trips to the sperm bank to get extra$$$ for that weekend’s ammo
you post a tweet that says my Ar is ready for you Beto
When you visit the Full30 forum daily but you don’t actually own any guns
…you start buying magazines and spare parts for guns you don’t own yet.
When you have more guns than most people demonized by MSM
When you go hunting and you can’t decide which one to use this year
When you are talking with someone who doesn’t know you real well. They say something like you have like 25 guns right? And you think to yourself that’s not even 1 safe full.
My response to questions about the number of guns I have is “I’m trying to acquire my fair share and haven’t gotten there yet.”
If I hadn’t lost them already. Damn boat!
When you buy a rifle for a grandchild that hasn’t even been conceived yet.
Someone shows you a headline with a pic of someone’s confiscated arsenal and you start to laugh and think to yourself, that’s not even a good collection.
Gee, you need to get that fixed! I know, we have all suffered losses due to boating accidents, but you gotta have something. Time to visit a gun show (or, at least, your local gun store).
when you plan your house around your guns…
When you have replaced the door to your armory with a safe door because there is no longer room to buy any more gun safes.
When you analyze & downgrade your healthcare plan to increase your guns & ammo budget
When you have to buy computer software to keep up with your inventory